You want to become an author?

From I was in highschool I was writing, but just in my diaries (this was always written in my secret code!). Then when I started working and then living on my own, I started to write a semi-autobiography centred around a croaking lizard. That is still on hold after it was given negative reviews by my brother (as if he knows anything about publishing!).

Then when I went to England to study from 2001 to 2003 I created two different update series. ‘Guildford Chronicles’ really started out by letting everybody know how I got on with the flight and so on (including having to return to Heathrow when I discovered I had left my radio in the baggage hall!!). Then I would periodically email every week or two weeks to let them know what I was getting up to. Oddly enough, it never dawned on me to keep any of what I wrote, until my father, who is not given to whimsical ideas, said “I hope you’re keeping these”.

More and more people emailed back to say how much they looked forward to what I wrote. One British lady who was a regular guest of the hotel in Grenada where I worked, said she printed off the two or three pages (yes….I am long winded sometimes), poured herself a G&T or a glass of wine, reclined in her chair and read it out to her husband!

The subject of Guildford Chronicles was mostly about school and life on campus. When I moved up to Nottingham to a small town called Beeston, ‘Nottingham Niblets’ became more about my housemates who I had given nicknames suck as Messy Bloke, Bike Bloke and the Chinese couple called Li Ping and Lucy Lui.

So I’ve kept them and people keep asking “when is the book coming out?” But that requires time and most importantly, a publisher who would want to publish it! Who wants to hear about Yamfoot’s trials of being back in school after 12 years, her weight loss dilemmas and such the like, unless they know her?

This morning, I was reading The Monday Interview in The Jamaica Gleaner (always very interesting, done by Barbara Ellington) and Ian Randle was the subject. First I thought Randle was caucasian. I am actually published in one of his books. He focuses more on academic and the scholarly stuff (yes, Miss Yamfoot is an all rounder…..academia, cricket, life….). I took this paragraph from the interview where he tells what an author needs to do before coming to him. All budding writers take note….

BE: What does the prospective author need to know before he
comes to you?

IR: The author needs to do his research, investigate us to see what we do before coming with something we don’t publish. We have a catalogue on our website. Don’t send us a manuscript; the first
contact we need is someone telling us what they are working on and if we are interested, we will ask for a proposal in which you sell the product and yourself. We will both be clear on what you are doing, why it’s different and who would be the market.

We ask for something on the author and then we ask for some marketing information, who will buy it and what is your level of
exposure. Then the author has to follow our style guidelines. If we like all that we ask for the manuscript. Once the manuscript comes in, if it’s a scholarly and academic book, we send it for academic review, we ask experts in the field to read it and give us an assessment. Some don’t need that. The author is asked to respond to their critique/feedback and they will end up with a better manuscript.

Yamfoot.com has died (reporting from Barbados!)

Server problems, so both my regular site and CaribbeanCricket.com have died.

Until the server becomes like Jesus and is resurrected, I will post here.

I’m still in Barbados. Weather has been good. We finally won a match yesterday, a match which was reduced to 20 overs per side because of rain the night before.

So tomorrow’s match against Barbados is a must win one, and then we have to hope Leewards beats the Windwards in order for us to go through to the semi finals. Too many “ifs”. With the line up we have, this should not be happening!

Anyway, Barbados remains as pleasant as ever. Really a treat being this side.

Enjoy your weekend.

Come visit me at Yamfoot

This blog was set up temporarily while we awaited word of Keith Hammond who went missing at sea when his plane went down. He has still not been found, but the family has had the memorial service for him, so blogging has resumed at my other blog…

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Get a traffic ticket….eat some bun!

Imagine, I get stopped today on Mountain View Avenue doing 75kmh in a 50kmh zone. And I wasn’t going to drive that way but my passenger, who shall remain nameless, suggested that I drive that way.

So now I have find J$5,000 to pay by 13th May.

I was pissed. This is the second time I have got a ticket in my life. The first one, I gave it to somebody who knew somebody and it disappeared. The fine is bad and not too bad, but to have 2 points added to my licence, means there is now a blemish on my so far perfect record!

The policeman say come to court if I want to contest the ticket. How ah going to contest it? Me never did look pon di speedometer. And in this new Volvo, you only have to press your foot down a likkle and it gone up to 80kmh just like that.

After the ticket, I drove at what I thought was a slow speed, looked on the speedometer and it was saying 60!

How does the bun come in? Comfort food for this distressing, life changing event!

I’ve fixed the comments thingy

So the blog will accept annoymous posters…..just for Dr D.

Oonu si how mi nice?

Posting will resume on the Original Yamfoot from next Monday. The memorial service for Keith Hammond will be held this Saturday. Using my blog has been my way of paying my respects so I won’t be going to that service. I don’t think they have a church big enough to hold all the people who will be there.

Miss Congeniality is Miss Jamaica Universe 2005

You remember that movie with Sandra Bullock? She was voted Miss Congeniality and went on to win.

Same thing in Miss Jamaica Universe. Miss Congeniality won. Rachelle Wright. From I heard the interview segment that was my winner. She was intelligent and very comfortable. This was unlike Shavoy Gordon who tied for third. She was told that she had 60 seconds to market jamaica. She said something like this.

“We gave you Bob Marley, the Bobsled team and recently Veronica Campbell, and I want to be a part of that legacy”.

Terrible.

Another was asked if she was banished from jamaica, which country she would want to go to. She responded by saying..

“If I was abolished from Jamaia…..”

Rachel )not sure of spelling) was asked about how she would improve basic education in Jamaica and she said the first thing would be to start with the parents so that they understand that education is important, that they must get involved in their kids’ education, that they must send kids to school etc. Very good response I thought.

I got the feeling that Mad Bull’s pick (wink) thought she would have been the runaway winner. She tied for third only.

I could be a judge cause I picked number 1 and number 2, Shaunelle Blake who also won Most Aware and Most Photogenic.

The production was terrible. Very cheap. Not grand at all.

I say….give me a contestant’s body, and I would win hands down!!!

Being awakened at 10 to 6 in the morning!!!!

How can somebody call somebody else’s house at 10 to 6 in the morning, and it’s not an emergency?

I go to bed late when I’m here, because when the house is quiet from about 10 to midnight, is when I can get a lot of reading and so on done. Last night I went to bed at 1:00 am, only to have the phone ring at 10 to 6.

Do you know what it was? A book had been lent to a lady, and she was calling to say thanks very much and how useful it was!!!!!!!

But I know she lives ‘cross the waters’ where they get up from all 4:00am, so she must be figure that everybody else gets up that early!!!!

I was not pleased, to say the least.

Fidelitas: A High School Reunion of Sorts

That is the motto of the high school I went to…St Hugh’s High School for Girls.

This evening, the past students association had a concert in recognition of past principal Miss Marjorie Thomas. She was the onlly principal I had and when Galliwasp called to say they were having it, I immediately launced off into my encounter with her. She said that’s exactly what she wanted me to do…..go up and talk about Miss Thomas.

So I went, and my story was about how, at the end of lower sixth, she called me into her office and said very slowly and calmly that having looked on my report, she was recommending that I repeat lower sixth form. How my ears stung me that day! I said that first, to have been called into her office was frightening because I went through all of school without a demerit or detention.

I made the point this evening that Miss Thomas was very calm and ‘matter-of-fact’ about it and it made it more palatable.

Then I said I had the best of both worlds because I met some lovely people in the set coming up who I joined, and I still knew the girls ahead of me. It also taught me not to think that I can sail through life just so all the time. Sometimes it will catch up with you.

Karen Smith, a past student and very popular singer in Jamaica, entertained, so did another past student Joy Brown, and a guy Dwight Richards (not a past student unless he went to Kingston College!

So that was how I spent my evening. It was long, but it was great seeing people who were at school with me, once again.

(From old blog at Blogger) I have a weblog already…..

NB. 3rd March 2014. I just found out I could import another blog, so these posts are from http://yamfoot.blogspot.com/. Scroll up and read and I’ll let you know where the WordPress blog starts.

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