Get a ticket….eat some bun

Imagine, I get stopped today on Mountain View Avenue doing 75kmh in a 50kmh zone. And I wasn’t going to drive that way but my passenger, who shall remain nameless, suggested that I drive that way.

So now I have find J$5,000 to pay by 13th May.

I was pissed. This is the second time I have got a ticket in my life. The first one, I gave it to somebody who knew somebody and it disappeared. The fine is bad and not too bad, but to have 2 points added to my licence, means there is now a blemish on my so far perfect record!

The policeman say come to court if I want to contest the ticket. How ah going to contest it? Me never did look pon di speedometer. And in this new Volvo, you only have to press your foot down a likkle and it gone up to 80kmh just like that.

After the ticket, I drove at what I thought was a slow speed, looked on the speedometer and it was saying 60!

How does the bun come in? Comfort food for this distressing, life changing event!

6 thoughts on “Get a ticket….eat some bun”

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  1. Anonymous says: | 4/22/2005 at 7:47 pm

    Yammie, buy yourself a cheap stethoscope, drive with it on the front seat. Next time dem stop you tell dem seh you a docta and you are answering an emergency call! πŸ˜‰ Good luck still. Hush about the 5G…< HREF="" REL="nofollow"> Dr. D. <>

  2. Your second ticket in life? Hmph… I gone two in the last year alone. Thank your lucky stars, girl!

  3. Don’t forget the cheese.

  4. Anonymous says: | 6/20/2005 at 6:42 pm

    2 tickets in your life, thats not soo bad. Does Jamaica use the metric system?

  5. actually we supposed to be metric but some things still slip by in miles, inches and yards.

  6. Hi Yamfoot-I hear yu-the injustice of it all eee. Helping someone out and then you get claated like that. Doan like dem tickets at all.

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