The next decade....what's in store?

Ah give dem di kitchen, dey tek di living room too!

You know, this is why you musn't give lizards a bligh.

Imagine, I being nice to these lizards who running over my kitchen counter when I am out in the day. Being nice means not spraying them and killing them dead.

So I come home yesterday, go in the bathroom to see one very nicely perched on my potpourri basket on top of the toilet tank! I take up the basked, he falls off on the way to the door, I kick it out and coax it outside. I don't killing them so I am very careful.

Today, I come home to find one perched on the fan in the living room! I spray it lightly to stun it, then it runs under the bed (remember I moved one of the beds in the living room to veg out on when I am watching TV, and now I sleep on the bed). While trying to coax it outside, I see another ON MY PILLOW!

Damn out of order. Anyway, with the help of a broom, I help them both outside, spraying a dose of spray at them to remind them what they will face next time they come in. Negative reinforcement it's called. They come through a leeway in the screen in the kitchen window. I shall have to close the window when I leave on Friday, else they will have the run of the house for three week!

Is not even like if you kiss dem dem will turn into gorgeous Belgian Chocolate type men!

Posted by yamfoot at May 8, 2007 08:24 PM