The next decade....what's in store?

Going low for the first time

In my online shopping frenzy the other day, I bought two pairs of the same exact jeans. A 537 Levis Low Flare. I had no clue what i was buying really, so when it came I had to figure out how to wear them without looking terrible.

One was a size 16 and the other a 14. One for now....the other for in a few months weeks time. The first thing I had to do was have the waist taken in. Maybe I am just shaped oddly, or maybe them jeans people don't know seh black negro people bottom is a healthy size. Spencer's did that for me and I made the tailor take it in tight....or so I thought.

It's a stretch model so a couple hours after I arrived at cricket, I had to be drawing it up. That's encouraging.

Then there was the problem of the underwear. What would I wear under there? The smallest i have is a size 14 M&S which fits like a bikini bottom. That wasn't low enough, so found the first bathrooom to roll them down so my a**cheeks wouldn't show when I bent down.

So tell me....those of you who go low all the time.....do they make special undies for pants like these? An' mi nuh wear thongs aka b*tty floss!